Emily Sanders Hopkins

drawings, writing, advice

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Facebook comments of the week:

"Highlight from visiting minister's sermon on Sunday: "I've heard that aphids reproduce so quickly that an aphid can actually give birth to female offspring who are already pregnant themselves." Three points if you can guess the sermon thesis." -me (Emily), April 20, 2015

"Well, back to bed, it's almost six in the morning here. If anybody needs half a song about spaghetti, I wrote one Tuesday night. You just need to finish it and change all the words." -Blue M., September 21, 2014

"Jarring moment...sunny afternoon buying coffee beans at Porto Rico, Hall & Oates comes on, I perk up, say to a girl next in line, "I love this song..." she looks at me blankly, listens hard. The lyrics are completely distinct: "You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far, and you know it don't matter anyway." "Never heard it," she says, smiling apologetically. It's now official. I am a dinosaur. I never thought the day would come when the 70s and 80s hits they played on the loudspeaker at Kingston Pool would be forgotten…" --Liesl Schillinger, May 14, 2014

"Part of what makes watching SNL such a creepy, unpleasant experience is the actors always looking offstage for their cue cards. No one ever faces the camera and everyone seems scared, like hostages trying to send secret messages back home.." --Dan Libman on May 11, 2014